Chimpanzee riding on a segway video is Japan’s effort to write second volume to the Darwin’s “Origin of Species”. Japanese have not taken the pain to make the book a lengthy one, just the first chapter “chimapanzee riding on a segway” and that’s it. By the way if Darwin had watched the video, he would have rephrased the evolution as “transformation” and I do not want to think of Darwin calling humans a “contraption”. The video shows Mr. Chimpanzee walking on two legs and not on all fours, first thing you would note. As chimpanzee sees his owner riding on a segway, he is all set to prove that he can do that in a better way. As chimpanzee starts driving the segway there is a huge applause from the audiences. The first run ends with segway going straight into bushes but not before Chimp jumps off the segway. The owner is not going to make things right for chimp, so he goes himself to get the scooter out from the bushes but in the midway feels some irritation on his penis and lies on the ground to relieve it.
Anyway the second round is more successful and chimp learns to turn the segway somewhat but this time again it plunges into bushes. But third time he is all set to defy the demarcation between humans and animals, he not only has learnt to ride perfectly but doing some tricks also.
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Chimpanzee Riding on a Segway
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