A very important concern of a person loving his parakeet would be “Why Won’t My Parakeet Eat My Diarrhea”. If the person owning the parakeet happens to be scientist and has come up with a new recipe to make parakeets healthier and rejuvenated, which involves mixing diarrhea with other nutrients and by some stroke of fate his parakeet refuses to eat the ambrosia what else can he do except cursing his loins by remarking, “Why Won’t My Parakeet Eat My Diarrhea”. The situation is made further complex by the fact that Mr. Scientist is sitting right in the middle of …..Google Head Quarter. Sitting at the pile of information, the answer would have been easily found – I suppose. May be the answer to the question “Why Won’t My Parakeet Eat My Diarrhea” is that diarrhea contains all the smut excreted by Microsoft in the shape of Vista O.S or Windows 7 etc etc. Whatever be the disease resulting in Mr. Parakeet refusing the diarrhea, the term is hotly searched on the net.
Google has an auto fill feature in the search box that suggests the terms as people start writing queries in the box. It was a pleasant surprise to find the first suggestion to be “Why Won’t My Parakeet Eat My Diarrhea” as people wrote “Why Won’t” in the box. Apparently Google has many arrows in its quiver to keep people interested in the website. We all love Google Doodles. And “Why Won’t My Parakeet Eat My Diarrhea” is not the only “matter of fact” suggestion. As I wrote President Bush the first suggestion is………..Yes, you guessed it right…….SHOE GAME!


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